Hmm. Looks promisin'.
Now if I were some filthy lucre, where would I be...?
Hmm?
Psh, they make it too easy.
Puttin' your loot behind a big fuck off door
Like no one'll ever get behind it.
But I gots me one a' these beauties.
Look at all this water.
Some poor nomad's oasis musta dried up to make this fancy pond.
And what'd I say?
Right out in th' open behind a big door.
I was expectin' a statue or somethin'
But this looks like one of those magic doodads.
Hmm.... Looks weighted.
Guess it ain't that easy.
Ah! Here we go.
This'll do.
Just gotta be careful... not to shift the weight.
Darby!
Now let's nip back nice an' quick like.
I need a hot bath to get all the sand outta me hair.
Course it's never that easy!
Shit! Shit! Shit!
Well, gave us a good fright, didn'tcha?
Aw shit.
Damn lady, you got a nice cock!
Gettin' fucked by a statue would be a new one
But I don't think this'd fit.
Oy! Don't just leave me
danglin' there with me ass out.
Wait a sec.
Is this statue go-
You coves really can't help yourselves around a pretty girl like me, can ya?
Fine, I guess I can play around a little 'fore I scarper.
Like whatcha see?
No, no.
Sorry coves, but me cunny's off limits.
Don't wanna be waddlin' my way home with some babies makin' themselves a nest in there.
Make yerself nice and comfy in me arse instead.
Sorry. I didn't forget about ya.
This's nice.
Think I got room for... one more.
Gettin' in there deep!
C'mon... Really give it to me!
Oh...Fuck!
The egg layin' ones are the best fucks!
I'm gonna...
Done...already?
I could fit a few more eggs in me.
Well... Let's get the rest of these out, and go again!
Oy! Where you coves goin'?
You got me all worked up, you owe me another dozen rounds at least!
Hellooo? Pretty dove waitin' to be fucked!
Fuckin' stupid quick shot tentacle beasties.
At least this statue lady's cock can stay hard.
Yeah I don't think it's gonna fit either dove.
Didn't expect that magical whatsit to do this!
Maybe I should keep it meself if it'll let me summon handsome coves like these.
Oh I know yer types
You like sucking titties, right?
Like what you see?
Don't be shy.
Eh? Oy! Get back here!
You tryin' to say my tits ain't good enough for some dumb tentacle?!
Assho-
Sheesh, you might be handsome, but you gotta learn to treat a lady right.
Hellooo? Why am I just hangin' here and not gettin' railed til I can't see straight?
You're gonna go easy on a poor dove like me, right?
Dumbass.
You're not gonna get in me cunny.
Fuck... You're mashin' me clit!
If you keep that up, y'might make me regret blockin' off me honeypot.
Still ready to go-WOAH!
Listen 'ere we gotta have a talk about you yankin' me this way an' tha-
Oh! Finally ready are ye?
Oh! Fuck!
Yer really...diggin' in me guts
Yeah... Right...
There! There! There!
Yeah...Oh yeah. yes!
Gonna cum again!
Cummin... Cummin!
Don't... stop now
Ye just got me goin!
Two?
Ah, fuck it. I don't need ta sit down anyway!
Don't...make a dove wait...
and fuck my
Aaaasssss!
Fuuuck thash the good stuff!
Pump more in meee!
Done? Wait I'm still horneeyyyy!
Gah! Fuck, I nearly got domed!
What did I just say about flippin' me all over!?
What are you even doin' back there?
What d'ya think yer doin' with that?
Yer gonna stretch me arse wider than a barn door!
Hell's Bells!
You're jostlin' the eggs around in me guts!
Yeeesss!
This is the beeessst!
Harder! Fuck me harder you bastard!
Gonna....cum again!
Holy crap!
That was the best lay I've had in a while.
Huh? Are some of the slime eggs still inside me?
That big bastard musta knocked them in deeper.
Wh-what's happenin?!
My guts!
Feels like something's crawlin' around in there!
Fuck!
Fuck! It's comin!
A big one is comin!
Egg layin' ones are...
Are the fucking beeeeesst!
Looks like you found your way back.
This forest is mine now, Bitch.